hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
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i cant believe this is still going around
Some people take this website to seriously.
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
Everybody needs a dancing baby Groot on their dash.
"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"
"i made cookies"
"i did your laundry for you"
"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours"